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Wishing the coronavirus away

On a bus the other day where there was a guy saying over and over, “Son of a bitch, son of a bitch.” I asked him why he was doing that. He said it kept the bears away.

I asked how he knew that. He said, “You don’t see any bears on the bus, do you?” That’s the same logic for why we’re required to wear masks everywhere.

Maurice Emmer

Aspen


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