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Our caped crusader

Yes, I can see it now. Donning his McDonald's cape, our fearless leader Donald Trump swoops into a besieged school flinging hamburgers like magic bullets at the perpetrator, thus saving the day. That's pretty amazing coming from a man who rarely exercises and is burdened with bone spurs — such a fanciful notion.

Louisa B. Caucia