Your time is up, freeloading Aspenites

Wow, I feel like I’ve spent too much time complaining about Aspen’s socialist policies and about and the constant demands of the freeloader voters who pretend to be accomplished and intelligent.

How’d it feel when you won your first national championship? How many world championships have you won? Tell me about the feeling of the thundering applause. Tell me how it felt to you after you perfectly played a Chopin waltz for your new love?

Get a job in New York or San Fan. And if you’re good, I’ll help you. john@vraspen.com

John Hornblower

Aspen