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Letter: Urine trouble

Urine trouble

Dear rugby players: It’s nice you have a little park field to play on at Willits in Basalt. It is, however, unkind of you to leave your garbage, including a plastic milk bottle half full of urine on the curb. It’s kind of a jackass thing to do to a nice neighborhood. I’m changing my mind about rugby players, and it’s all because of one jackass among you who decided to leave his bodily fluids on the side of the street. It’s rude, unkind, impolite, stupid — help me out here; I’m running short on insults that measure up to the one you left in my neighborhood. Find the jerk who did this, or all of you will carry the disgrace. Find him and potty-train him.

Randall Day


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