Letter: Pig speak
For shame, Professor Wynn, and tsk, tsk (“Teacher speak,” letters, Jan. 17, The Aspen Times). Fifty laps with a wet rugby jersey (I won’t tell you whose lap, that’s up to you). I believe your Latin needs a bit of work, at least when we are talking about the venerable Aspen State Teacher’s College.
• Earninglay omethingsay upidstay (Educatio stultorum in flagrante delicto)
• Evernay outway ofway edbay eforebay oonnay (Nunquan ante meridium)
• Earnlay orway eepkay itway inway ouryay antspay (Aut disce aut discede)
• Educatingway oronsmay isway atwhay eway’eray aidpay orfay (Discimus imbecillius ab asino lenam)
And may I add a suggestion? — Aspenway ethay 100 ecibelday ighhay
After all the motto should reflect the unique academic standards and core curricula of this institute for higher, ahem, much much higher, learning.