Letter: Joe Everyday
If you want me to give you some wisdom
I’m afraid you are just out of luck
There’s none around here and do I appear
To be more than your average schmuck
I drive my car fast down the highway
It is all at a relative speed
To go faster than you is all I need to do
Then move on to my favorite greed
My kids never do what I tell them
All they can do is talk back
There is always a fight, I get mad every night
Here comes my next heart attack
My dog is my only real friend in this world
We talk like two pals with a brew
He craps everywhere, maybe even the stair
Don’t say he should not or I’ll punch you
I get up super early every morning
A quick bite, off to work, don’t be late
My boss is quite nuts and my job really sucks
But if you ask me I’ll tell you it’s great
Please don’t ask me any more questions
I’ve got to lie down for a nap
Though the day is not done, we will try to have fun
When you wake me up with a slap
Prentice Boyd Billings
Aspen
