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Aspen taxes task us

Up, up and away we go!

Up and up your taxes did go!

That’s for sure, we know.

So if you voted “Yes” on 7A,

You will pay more taxes every day!

But remember, the RFTA acronym is:

Raise Fares, and Tax Away!

Now your taxes have gone up, but don’t you bitch,

Cause you’re from Aspen and you’re rich!

So roll, roll that bus Gus! And leave the driving to us!

You can get on the bus, but don’t fuss.

Remember — there is no free bus!!

Jim Markalunas


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