Aspen rules to live by |

Aspen rules to live by

A poem to be sung preferably while bowing to Pitkin County board Kommandant Kelly Kury Aspen-Pitkin Housing Authority board chair Skippy Mesirow:

Welcome to Aspen

Such a perfect town!

Here we have some rules

Let us lay them down!

Don’t make waves; Stay in line

And you’ll get along just fine!

Aspen is a perfect place!

Please keep off the grass!

Shine shoes; watch your a$$!

Pay your dues; don’t make news!

Aspen is a perfect place

Obey our ridiculous rules;

And above all, don’t sass.

Aspen is … Aspen is … Aspen is a perfect place!

Lee Mulcahy


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