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Water suggestions

As a relative newcomer to Aspen I would like to enter the Pete Luhn “Breakfast-at-the-‘Stube” water-renaming contest. My choices are:

– “Aspen Designer Whiner Wahter” or

– “Crying the Blues Boo-Hoo-Hoo Baby Water.”

I also would like to rename the parent company, “Entitlement Enterprises, LLC.” (Do I get an extra side of bacon if I win?)

I am so glad that with all that’s NOT going on in the world “WE” here in Aspen have some REAL news. In addition, I look forward to selling out my own locally produced product, made right here in Aspen. It’s called: “Aspen Pure Bullshit.”

Oh, and I wonder if any “local” families benefit from working for Fiji … I bet they do. Either way, I’m drinking tap water.

Fa la la la la-la la la la … Just having some fun.

Happy holidays!

Mark Tye


Aspen Apres Ski School

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