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Was arrest in his stars?

Dear Editor:It’s really no wonder the Aspen Astrologer, Tomas Gregory, was arrested in Carbondale on charges of sexual assault after you read the astrologer’s forecast for Wednesday, May 11. Eleven of his 12 forecasts started with, “You begin several weeks of flowing sexual and creative energy.” Sounds like these are his own predictions about himself. This guy writes the most unimaginative astrological predictions I’ve ever read. The Aspen Times should be ashamed to print such terrible and self-fulfilling horoscopes. Is it any wonder after reading those horoscopes that Tomas is in the midst of experiencing his own “flowing [of] sexual and creative energy,” that led him to be so creative as to massage little girls stomachs and call them “yummy.” I just wonder if this was something he could see coming in his own stars.Sean HunterBasalt(Editor’s note: The Aspen Times has suspended Tomas Gregory’s astrology column until further notice.)