Each week, we pick out our favorite and not-so-favorite tweets about Aspen (at least those that are printable) and publish them on Sunday.

• “I want to open a bar called Aspen and use the slogan “where the beer flows like wine” and have an ice bar and luge every night.” — JordanHashtag

• “According to our buddies at @weatheraspen, #aspen will be hitting 70 degrees today or tomorrow. Break out the flip flops!” — @Aspen82

• “I’ll be in Aspen. Skiing. With actual snow. I hear that helps” —@annafowler__

• “Welcoming #wine geeks 2 #Aspen 4 the Master Sommelier exam. Good luck 2 our own @CarltonMcCoy & Tim Baldwin!” —@TheLittleNell

• “The fishing’s so good in Snowmass, you won’t even have to go out to dinner.” —@alpineaspen

• “i really wanna go to somewhere like Aspen and stay in a pine lodge and wear big jumpers and drink coffee and be all romantic with life” —@melaysh

• “If she’s named after a physical feature, city or Indian tribe, she’s a stripper/ hooker. My first lap dance was done by ‘Aspen.’” —@NlGHTLIFE

• “So I’m going to see Tech9 tonight at the Belly Up Aspen… EFFFF YEAHHHH” —@TeresaAudet

• “Better get your raft on Aspen, face of Bell is melting off quick.” — @nordictrecker

• “’What are you doing in Aspen?’ I brought you your briefcase. You left it at the airport, you big goof!!” — @MuttCutts

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