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Turnabout is fair play

Our Todd is on the loose again. This time with a somewhat depreciatory assessment of my intellect. I’ve never claimed to be a wizard, but at least I write under my real name.

Now, it’s my turn to comment on Todd’s mental acuity, for was it not the Bard (of Stratford-on-Avon) who said, “Turnabout is fair play”?

I’m sure that if you took Todd’s brains and stuffed them up a sparrow’s arse, they’d rattle around like a BB in a boxcar. Come to think of it, I could be the man for the job, as I am low on work.

I’d prefer to be paid by the hour rather than by the cubic centimeter for reasons that should be quite obvious by now.

Pete Luhn


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