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Dear Editor:

I was very honored today to learn that Elizabeth “Red Ant” has named me, along with Tim Cooney, Marcela Larsen, Su Lum and Pete Louras, to her coveted honor roll. Just knowing Elizabeth goes to bed every night thinking of me warms my cockles. Elizabeth, I want you to know that I’ll get you another roll of pennies ASAP to help the “stick with Mick” effort. You can keep my name secret can’t you? Please don’t be angry that most voters think you are simply a disgruntled, angry, jilted woman with extremely radical views. Your heartwarming letters will surely clear up that misconception.

… Elizabeth, by the way, I’m a registered independent voter in Pitkin County and have never been a member of Saddam Hussein’s Ba’ath Party.

Carl Heck

Aspen


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