Times a trashy tabloid
November 30, 2011
Dear Editor: What gives? Where on earth does anyone get the idea that the personal lives of the Vonn twosome is news?
People are splitting up all over the globe. Let the girl shred gates and make her noise on the hill. You folks at the Times need to find a way to deliver something that resembles news. You are becoming a weak and uninteresting newspaper because of your pursuit of garbage headlines.
You want something to write about? Dig into your own personal lives and let us in on it. See how many more papers you sell. Leave Mrs. Vonn alone, and hone your skills whilst birdwatching or something. Your paper stinks right now. Like garbage.