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The XXX Games?

Dear Editor:

For your consideration (with apologies to Mr. Letterman):

TOP TEN SNOWBOARDING TERMS ALSO USED BY TIMES SQUARE HOOKERS:



No. 10: “Frontside 900”

No. 9: “Unfortunate hand-drag”




No. 8: “Alley oop”

No. 7: “Backside nose grab”

No. 6: “Fakey to fakey 760”

No. 5: “Stalefish grab”

No. 4: “Hucking it big”

No. 3: “Tasty rodeo”

No. 2: “McTwist with a full pull”

… And the No. 1 snowboarding term also used by Times Square hookers: “Superpipe.”

Gotta love those X Games.

Mark Thomas

Glenwood Springs


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