The plot thickens |

The plot thickens

Dear Editor:

Theatre Aspen continues to enjoy great news from our local law enforcement community.

To recap, we already know that Charlie Sheen, Roman Polanski and Claudine Longet are starring in a Ted Bundy retrospective, and that Soren Klanderud is working front-door security.

What with a gathering of top celebrities of this nature, it is only fitting that we videotape the performance for posterity. Thankfully, and on cue, an Aspen jury has just exonerated former Aspen police officer Joseph Holman for his attempted videotaping of his naked stepdaughter in her shower. He should make a perfect addition to this delightful crew.

Russ Andrews


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