Dear Editor:

Oh, boy! Glad that is over. I just voted. Seems like lately a lot of people have been telling me what to do. Vote this way; support this person; agree with me, or you suck.

Well, now I can move on to something that’s dear to my heart: hunting season. Oh, but wait. Now people are telling me how to live my life and what to eat! Meat is murder. You must eat free-range tofu, organic dog turds and gluten-free kale. Why does meat taste so good if it sucks?

What’s next? Margaritas cause global warming?

David Olexsak

Aspen