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Super Sicken Me

Dear Editor:I just finished reading Eben Harrell’s love letter to McDonald’s, and I have to say I feel like I just did a month of the “Super Size Me” diet. That they’ve lasted so long is as much a testimony to the McS–t they serve as the McWages they pay. They’re continually facing one McLawsuit after another, and rightly so.Cocaine is a great equalizer too. I snorted it for years in Aspen with dishwashers and movie stars, and people are lining up to snort more – why not write a story on how great that’s been for Aspen? It certainly had staying power, and it’s about as good for you as a McDonald’s diet.I’m so glad I left McAspen when I did, before it McKilled me and before it lost all of its McBalls.Jonathan TerryPagosa Springs


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