Summer talent available |

Summer talent available

Dear Editor: More good news for Theatre Aspen. Looks like Soren Klanderud is available to help Roman Polanski, Woody Allen, and Charlie Sheen with our summer shows.

I suppose he’d make for a good bouncer.

Maybe our troupe could re-enact a Ted Bundy retrospective wherein Claudine Longet makes a guest appearance. This time as a victim.

Russ Andrews


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