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Something stinks

Dear Editor:

Here in the dog-shit capital of Colorado where the Aspen City Council and Pitkin Board of Commissioners purport to promote “green,” one is reminded of Garrison Keillor’s humor: “A man walks into a bar with his hands full of dog doo-doo and says to the bartender, ‘Look what I almost stepped in.'”

Art Allard

Aspen