Same advice as last time |

Same advice as last time

Dear Editor:

The poor old stock market

Fell out of bed.

Dropped 500 points

And landed on its head.

The question now is

What will happen?

You can get a thousand answers

From the Wall Street Captains.

My advice to you

As a depression baby,

Is get your money out

And I don’t mean maybe.

It’s really very nice

To read the crystal ball.

But what is going to happen,

No one knows at all.

So if you want some cash

For good Olde Saint Nick

You had better stop depending

on the upside Dow Jones tic.

Jane J. Jenkins


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