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Rectum time for food handlers

I think Chris Tessem has a point by invoking the myth that dogs are cleaner than humans.

In fact, we should go a step further and instead of “rec-time” require that food handlers spend their breaks on “rectum time” – visiting and cleaning their privates in the same manner as our canine friends. This way we can insure the same standards of cleanliness desired by Chris.

By the way, Chris, here’s a nice wet face kiss for you, from …

Rick Hilleary

Glenwood Springs

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