Oh, dear
Dear Editor:
I am considering offering my services as “letter to the editor” editor. Many letters are so wordy and long and boring and can usually be summed up in a sentence. Example:
Editor:
Palestine sucks.
Editor:
Israel sucks.
Elizabeth Milias just wrote a letter to the editor that could be summed up as well:
Editor:
I hate Jack Johnson and he is evil.
I hope he does not reply, but if he does bother, I hope I can sum him up thusly:
Editor:
No, I am not.
Let me know if you would like my services throughout the election.
Hilary Burgess
Aspen
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