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Of tinfoil, stock shorts and 9/11

Dear Editor:After reading Tom Anderson’s letter today, I am thinking seriously about investing in a tinfoil manufacturing plant in Pitkin County. I’m thinking we could make all kinds of tinfoil hats from baseball caps, cowboy hats, ski hats and of course the ever popular pointy “I’m a whack job” hat. I will start this venture with funds made from shorting airline stocks before 9/11. I was able to make all this money after George Bush and Prime Minister Sharon of Israel called me at my home on 9/10 to tell me about their diabolical scheme to precipitate the 9/11 attacks. Please be aware of your surroundings, because we are all targets.Jim MorganAtlanta

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