McConaugheys Ghosts frighteningly familiar
You will be shocked shocked! to learn that in Ghosts of Girlfriends Past, Matthew McConaughey plays an arrogant womanizer who coasts on his looks and charm but eventually realizes that love does matter after all.Call it laziness, call it finding your niche. Youve seen McConaughey in this kind of role before, usually with Kate Hudson as his co-star. (Jennifer Garner stands in as the voice of reason this time.)Youve also seen Ghosts of Girlfriends Past before, in countless variations of Charles Dickens A Christmas Carol. But you wont see Dickens credited anywhere here, even though the plot finds McConaughey, as playboy photographer Connor Mead, reluctantly revisiting the myriad women hes wronged with the ghosts of girlfriends past, present and future as his guides.Oh, no this is a wholly creative enterprise. Jon Lucas and Scott Moore, who also were behind the overbearing Four Christmases, wrote the screenplay; Mark Waters, whos enjoyed better material with the Tina Fey-scripted Mean Girls and the 2003 remake of Freaky Friday, directs. You can count the jokes that work on one hand; the rest is pratfalls and predictability.When we first meet Connor in his Manhattan photo studio, hes propositioning his lingerie-clad models; later, hell break up with three women simultaneously by video conference while his latest conquest (R&B singer Christina Milian) waits on the couch. How he scores with his cheesy pickup lines is baffling; perhaps he blinds them into submission with the impossible whiteness of his teeth.Which brings us to one of the chief flaws of Ghosts of Girlfriends Past all the women, except Garners character, are malleable sluts willing not only to jump into bed with Connor (or do it in an airplane bathroom or on top of a car), theyre also stupid enough to fall in love with him. Its an ongoing gag: Some of them have dated him for two days or an hour. All of them are miffed, or worse. But its never particularly funny because it takes such an insultingly limited and cliched view of what constitutes female sexual independence.Connor doesnt have much more respect for his younger brothers fiancee (Lacey Chabert as a squeaky control-freak) or her three bridesmaids, two of whom hes already slept with. Forced to return to his childhood home of Newport, R.I., to see brother Paul (Breckin Meyer) get married, Connor uses the opportunity to try to bed more women (including the brides mother, played by a sexy, underused Anne Archer).But he also finds himself experiencing unexpected, unfinished feelings for childhood friend and former flame Jenny (Garner in a thankless straight-woman role) who seems too smart and accomplished to let someone vapid like Connor still tug at her.So when Connor meets up with the ghost of his Uncle Wayne, an old-school player who taught him everything he knows about scamming but now insists his life was empty without love, he resists but eventually succumbs when old memories are stirred. (With his deep tan, ascot and sunglasses, Michael Douglas plays the role in an apparent homage to Robert Evans; Emma Stone, meanwhile, mostly grates as the ghost of girlfriends past, still 16 with frizzy hair and braces.)Theres only one way such an obvious romantic comedy can end: Thats right, with a last-minute, mad dash to the airport.
Ghosts of Girlfriends Past, a New Line Cinema release, is rated PG-13 for sexual content throughout, some language and a drug reference. Running time: 100 minutes. One star out of four.
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