Each week, we pick out our favorite and not-so-favorite tweets (at least those that are printable) about Aspen and display them on Sunday's page A2.

• "Why do 'D list' celebs have to come to #Aspen to get a mugshot. Don't they know the lighting is terrible at the Pitkin Co Jail?" — @Matt_Kroschel

• "When I was 8, I used @BrianReganComic Aspen Comedy set from '88 at summer camp. They said I was a genius at 8, but I just had cable tv." — @Dannyisfunny

• "All I want for Christmas is Jared in a perp walk off an Aspen ski lift!" — @TheDoseTweets

• "@IvankaTrump I can only imagine the havoc that violating the #LoganAct will reign on your holiday trip to Aspen" — @colleensheehan7

• "Pathetic display to promote inferior product – advertisement filmed at #Aspen billionaire Bill Koch compound #VSFashionShow" — @kimwelz

• "starbucks lady: 'What's your name?' me: 'Aspen, A-s-p-e-n' starbucks lady: *writes 'ESPN' and chuckles" — @aspencristi

• "I can never take anyone seriously when they say 'Aspen'. I recite the entire Dumb and Dumber scene in my head lol." — @Luaia

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