July 8, 2009
Dude! Just wanted to say it’s way cool that they are using a giant helicopter to remove beetle infested trees, one by one, off my mountain bike trails up on “Housewife Hill,” Now I can go really fast. Outta my way touristas, you ain’t seen nothin’ yet! Ha!
More important than letting me set a speed record down Smuggler Road though (1 minute and 45 seconds, for those who want to try to beat it), the whirly bird is like a ceiling fan for Aspen. Why hasn’t anybody else thought of this as a way to stop global warming?
(a.k.a. Roger Marolt)