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Keep ’em at home

Dear Editor:

My friend Paulette just related a story from California that a Republican husband there called upon Nancy Pelosi’s husband to bring her home where she belongs.

Wow, now if Laura Bush would just promise to keep W. on the ranch in Crawford, and if Lynn Cheney could just keep Dick in Wyoming until after November we might make some progress in the world.

Sven Alstrom

Lawrence, Kan./Aspen