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Impeach the S.O.B.

Dear Editor:

Every 24 days, 3,000 Americans die in automobile accidents. To my knowledge, no grand masters of compensation funds have been appointed for the victims’ families. Homeland Security, if you should ask, would simply shrug its shoulders.

If I were Osama bin Laden, I would just buy Americans more cars; and if I were president, I would take as many Americans out of cars as I could. Wouldn’t you?

Right through our hearts and minds like a stream of neutrinos runs the blade of Good and Evil.

Impeach the S.O.B.

Jim Breasted


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