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Dear Editor:Anyone willing to make a small wager?The following headlines will definitely not appear (especially above the fold) in any of the following newspapers: The New York Times, The Aspen Times, The Aspen Daily News, The Guardian (England), Le Mond (France), Der Spiegel (Germany), The Los Angeles Times, The Boston Globe, The Rocky Mountain News, The Washington Post, The Chicago Sun-Times, The Miami Herald, The San Francisco Chronicle, The Durango Herald and The Times (of London).1. The Flipper Flopped2. Anybody (but Bush) lost3. Faux J.F.K. loses – big time4. George Soros applies to IRS for transfer of his 527 MoveOn.org to 501(c) – wants to “write off” $34+ million he “donated” to defeat President George W. Bush5. Swiftboat veterans win overwhelming support6. Major weapons that “weren’t there” – “were there”7. Our president is not a liar and we now believe that the draft will not be reinstated8. Democratic Party paranoia persists – no apologies offered9. Michael Moore miffed – his lies and propaganda recognized – soundly defeated10. Teresa Heinz Kerry fails – to continue with her “real” jobPeter NicklinAspen

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