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Dire situation

The following is a note that I sent to President Bush:


The Living, Breathing Entity that is America is Sick due to Outside Influences:

1. Seven Thousand (7,000) cases of Leprosy,

2. An unknown number, but possibly high, cases of a New Strain of Tuberculosis that is Antibiotic Resistant,

3. Over medicated with Illegal Drugs,

4. Has a Split Personality, speaking English or Spanish without one part understanding the other,

5. Being Host to Foreign Babies when the Parents are from Another Country,

6. A form of Cancer called Terrorism we must identify and eradicate, or it will kill us,

7. Twelve Million (12,000,000) Cells (Aliens) that are not known to us so Our Immune System (Law Enforcement) must use our Energy to correct this condition.

This Situation Requires Your Immediate Attention!!

Eloise Ilgen


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