Confessions of a noisemaker |

Confessions of a noisemaker

Dear Editor:

Since Aspen is really cracking down on the category of “stupid laws and regulations,” I realized that I am breaking one of them. Every time I come into Aspen, I am making noise. The other day my stomach was growling. Should I call the police and turn myself in now or wait for the warrant for my arrest? Maybe I can hide out downvalley, but eventually I will have to get into Aspen, go to work and, heaven forbid, make some noise.

Chris Everding


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