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Editor’s note: The following letter was written to Aspen Times columnist Roger Marolt.

Dear Editor:

I found your last letter oddly amusing, but the math seems fuzzy (“Math made Semple,” Letters to the Editor, Jan. 17, The Aspen Times). If you are at all remotely interested in what it would feel like emotionally and physically to be smeared up one side and down the other of Highland Bowl, please contact me.

I’d also like to extend the offer to your brothers as well – that way it could be a three-for-one deal.

And as an added bonus, I’ll even do it wearing a one-piece!

Lo Semple

Aspen


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