Baloney Patrol vs. Light Brigade |

Baloney Patrol vs. Light Brigade

In the beginning there was Ortega – ranging forth at the point position – alone. Soon thereafter, the flanks were formed up by a duo comprised of McAllister and that ancient campaigner, Luhn. Now only the rear guard position remain unfilled, a potentially hazardous situation given the adversary at hand.

Could what we have here be in fact the Baloney Patrol, and if so, can they withstand the charge of the Light Brigade?

A skirmish seems likely, as the brigade – which includes Kernel Rice – appears to be advancing on them at a mincing quick-march, and a showdown seems imminent.

Stay tuned, because this could become mighty interesting.

Pete Luhn


Support Local Journalism

Support Local Journalism

Readers around Aspen and Snowmass Village make the Aspen Times’ work possible. Your financial contribution supports our efforts to deliver quality, locally relevant journalism.

Now more than ever, your support is critical to help us keep our community informed about the evolving coronavirus pandemic and the impact it is having locally. Every contribution, however large or small, will make a difference.

Each donation will be used exclusively for the development and creation of increased news coverage.

For tax deductible donations, click here.

Start a dialogue, stay on topic and be civil.
If you don't follow the rules, your comment may be deleted.

User Legend: iconModerator iconTrusted User