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Bad mojo for jacket thief

This is an open letter to the person who STOLE, yes stole, my two coats out of the locker room at the Aspen Club and Spa between 6:15 p.m. and 7 p.m. on Tuesday, March 4.

The first coat was an olive green short Arcteryx Gortex shell with “S.Dol 4723” written in permanent black marker inside. The second jacket is a lime green Patagonia core skin jacket with gray fleece inside. The theft of these two items has been reported to the Aspen Police Department and also to the staff of the Aspen Club.

All of my friends (and that’s basically the town of Aspen) is on the look out for these two jackets. If you don’t want bad karma on your back, then you need to do one of these two things. Either return both jackets to the Aspen Club, or if you have balls you will return them to the Police Department, no questions asked.

If either of these are not done, all I can say is … I really want to see you wearing these in public. Remember, the funny thing about karma is it might not happen right away, but one day, it WILL kick you in the ass.

Scott Dolleck

Aspen


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