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A depleted arsenal

Dear Editor:

I just read an article (“Access is too easy,” by Dale Reed) published Jan. 23 in the Aspen Daily News.

In it he talks about proper storage of your weapons. He said “a perceived need for assault weapons, machine guns and rocket launchers is a red herring.” Who in the Roaring Fork Valley wouldn’t lock up their rocket launcher? They must be popular.



Walmart is on back order. Ikea has been out of RPG ammo for weeks. What am I going to do? Mermaid season is just around the corner. My phase plasma rifle in 40-watt range needs a new antimatter battery. My rail gun only shoots depleted uranium, and with the cost of gas these days, I can’t run my flamethrower like the good ol’ days.

Rocket launchers? Please.




David Olexsak

Aspen


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