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Pest control

Dear Editor:

The more he rides her the hotter she gets. The more he rides her the hotter he gets.

Up through the earth’s womb she emerges from the hole in the hill, only to leave a path of destruction. When will it end? Only when she has more flesh to feast on.

We must stop the rancid hearts of the evil duel, for they are out to destroy. If you come upon them, do not look at them directly in the eyes. Walk away slowly.

In the end, the Red Ant is really just another ant and eventually will be stepped on. The evil Nazi will eventually start growing hair in weird places.

Note: On the Red Ant’s behalf, she cannot help herself. Her mind has been manipulated by the Queen of Doom, who happens to have extremely long fingers for pointing.

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Good luck to my fellow citizens of Aspen!

Susan Hunter

Aspen

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